Tue
Apr 1 2008
08:28:am
By: R. Neal  shortURL

Faster than a missing police car!
More powerful than a zoning ordinance!
Able to leap Robert’s Rules of Order in a single bound

“Look, up on the platform! It’s a politician!”
“It’s a statesman!”
“It’s Supercommissioner!”

Yes, it’s Supercommissioner, strange visitor from Walland who came to the Courthouse with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal legislative body members.

Superman, who can change the course of rural arterial zoning, bend Democrats in his bare hands, and who, disguised as Mike Walker, mild-mannered commissioner for a great metropolitan urban growth area, fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice and input on items not on the agenda.

(Submitted by a reader who wishes to remain anonymous.)

Action figures or...

...voodoo dolls? Can you get one for every Commissioner? And are pins included, or do you have to buy those separately?

"Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it." -Mahatma Gandhi

action figures....not dolls.....hahaha...

My wife would like to know where to purchase one also, I though it was because it was more reflective of my figure 25 years ago.......but then she asked about the pins.....

...please get some background...

So can we please get some background on the following statement?

.... from Walland who came to the Courthouse with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal legislative body members.

Sorry if it is obvious to everyone else, but it is not to me.

Call me Clueless . And yes I have seen the date.
Forrest Erickson

Mr. Walker is a very good

Mr. Walker is a very good sport, in addition to being a frequent poster here, Forrest. Therefore the perfect target for some good-natured ribbing. Happy April Fool's Day, Mike!

"Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it." -Mahatma Gandhi

Uncanny resemblance! Very

Very funny! Happy April Fool's Day to the Commissioner and all!

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Walland

He lives in Walland.

Happy April Fools Day!

Not to steal a line from the Bud Light dude commercial, but...Dude!!!

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